Report of the Deathly Hallows Harry Potter 7.1 movie:
Skip: So who had the Elder Wand, was it Muffindorf or Maldork?
Skip: So was it Ron who recovered the sword of Deefendorf?
Me: Gryffindor! The Sword of Gryffindor.
Skip: So where are the Deadly Hollows?
Me: Not Deadly Hollows, Deathly Hallows.
Skip: So it’s not a place, then.
Me: No, unless you’re thinking of Godric’s Hollow, where Harry was born.
Skip: Why do you have to dress up in costume? You are the only one in this theater who dressed up.
Me: Nuh-uh! What about that girl in front of us, who’s wearing a red Gryffindor Quidditch robe that says “Potter 7” and that guy over there, wearing a Hogwarts tee shirt?
Skip: But they’re not 55 years old, like you are.
Me (to myself): Why does he always overstate my age? It will be months, MONTHS before I turn 55!